Technology is a word…
Technology is a word that describes something that doesn’t work yet. Douglas Adams
Dear haters, I couldn’t help…
Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that ‘Awesome’ ends with ‘Me’ and ‘Ugly’ starts
My alarm clock is clearly…
My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
Science provides an understanding…
Science provides an understanding of a universal experience. Arts provide a universal understanding of a
If you reveal your secrets to…
If you reveal your secrets to the wind, you should not blame the wind for
I don’t make jokes…
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers
