God made every person different…
God made every person different. He got tired by the time he got to China.
First we thought the PC was a calculator…
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn
No I don’t need anger management…
No I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.
The problem is that obesity…
The problem is that obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is that no
I’m happy on your birthday…
I’m happy on your birthday because you’re one year closer to being dead.
The saddest summary of a life…
The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should
Death is more universal than…
Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives. Andrew Sachs