The difference between school and life?
The difference between school and life? In school, you’re taught a lesson and then given
Divorce sucks. Let me tell you…
Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to
Jesus is ideal and wonderful…
Jesus is ideal and wonderful, but you Christians – you are not like him. Mahatma
When you are courting a nice girl…
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you
My bad is a magical place…
My bad is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to
People tell me that Senator Edwards…
People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked up for his good looks, his sex
What lies ahead of you…
What lies ahead of you and what lies behind you is nothing compared to what lies
I’m not the smartest fellow…
I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.