Worthless people live only…
Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only
All religions must be tolerated…
All religions must be tolerated… for every man must get to heaven in his own
If your kids are giving you a headache…
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle,
A man ceases to be a beginner…
A man ceases to be a beginner in any given science and becomes a master
Remembering that you are going to die…
Remembering that you are going to die is the best I know to avoid the
I don’t want to go to heaven…
I don’t want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there. Oscar Wilde
I’d rather attempt to do…
I’d rather attempt to do something great and fail, than to attempt to do nothing