The only time my wife and I had…
The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm, was when the judge
Getting divorced just because you…
Getting divorced just because you don’t love a man, is almost as silly as getting
Worrying is like a rocking…
Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but doesn’t get
Wise men speak because…
Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say
The mark of your ignorance is…
The mark of your ignorance is the depth of your belief in injustice and tragedy.
Once you make a decision…
Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. Ralph Waldo Emerson