Friends are like underpants…
Friends are like underpants… some crawl up your ass, and some actually do cover your
There are three ways to get something done…
There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone to do
Politics: A strife of interests…
Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public
There are two things a person…
There are two things a person should never be angry at, what they can help,
Any man who can drive safely…
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, is simply not giving
Be careful about reading…
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain