The distance between insanity…
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success. Bruce Feirstein
Home is where you are…
Home is where you are loved the most and act the worst. Marjorie Pay Hinckley
Suppose you were an idiot…
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I
The hardest thing to understand…
The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax. Albert Einstein
Dear Diet, Things just aren’t going…
Dear Diet, Things just aren’t going to work out between us. It’s not me it’s
Science may have found a cure…
Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy
If someone calls you ‘ugly’…
If someone calls you ‘ugly’ have a good comeback and answer ‘Excuse me, I’m not
