The difference between a politician…
The difference between a politician and a statesman is that a politician thinks about the
When you are courting a nice girl…
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you
Education is what remains…
Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. Albert
Birthdays are good for you…
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live
The end may justify the means…
The end may justify the means, as long as there is something that justifies the
Life is like riding a bicycle…
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. Albert