Our envy always lasts…
Our envy always lasts longer than the happiness of those we envy. François de La
When one door closes…
When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully
Just because you do not take…
Just because you do not take an interest in politics, doesn’t mean politics won’t take
Dear haters, I couldn’t help…
Dear haters, I couldn’t help but notice that ‘Awesome’ ends with ‘Me’ and ‘Ugly’ starts
I’m not the smartest fellow…
I’m not the smartest fellow in the world, but I can sure pick smart colleagues.
Life is not a fairy tale…
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
I am a marvelous housekeeper…
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
