Parents are like God because…
Parents are like God because you wanna know they’re out there, and you want them
One has to take a somewhat bold…
One has to take a somewhat bold and dangerous line with this existence: especially as,
Sex and politics are a lot alike…
Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don’t have to be good at them
The man of knowledge must be able…
The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies, but to
Remember, you don’t need…
Remember, you don’t need a certain number of friends, just number of friends you can
I love those who can smile…
I love those who can smile in trouble, who can gather strength from distress, and
I can’t wear yellow anymore…
I can’t wear yellow anymore. It’s too matchy-matchy with my catheter. Joan Rivers