If there is one eternal truth…
If there is one eternal truth of politics, it is that there are always a
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes…
Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I’ll forgive Thy great big one
An open marriage is nature’s way…
An open marriage is nature’s way of telling you that you need a divorce. Ann
Life is not a fairy tale…
Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
The natural term of the affection…
The natural term of the affection of the human animal for its offspring is six
A dreamer is one who can…
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment
I never worry about diets…
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you