TV and the Internet are good…
TV and the Internet are good, because they keep stupid people from spending too much
A study showed that women who…
A study showed that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men
It’s not the man in your life…
It’s not the man in your life that matters, it’s the life in your man.
A government big enough to…
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is a government big enough
People who think they know…
People who think they know everything, are a great annoyance to those of us who
Birthdays are good for you…
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live