I dream my ‘telephone’ might help…
I dream my ‘telephone’ might help all people say ‘uh huh’ to each other, while
I always like to look on the optimistic…
I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic
Friends are like underpants…
Friends are like underpants… some crawl up your ass, and some actually do cover your
Philosophy is like trying to open…
Philosophy is like trying to open a safe with a combination lock: each little adjustment
I’ve never been able to understand…
I’ve never been able to understand why a Republican contributor is a ‘fat cat’, and
The best time to make friends…
The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ethel Barrymore
There are two ways of spreading…
There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that
She cried – and the judge…
She cried – and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook. Tommy Manville