Any man who can drive safely…
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, is simply not giving
Don’t look forward to the day…
Don’t look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you’ll know
Sex and politics are a lot alike…
Sex and politics are a lot alike. You don’t have to be good at them
So long as the universe had a beginning…
So long as the universe had a beginning, we could suppose it had a creator.
God gives us relatives…
God gives us relatives; thank God, we can choose our friends. Addison Mizner
Great spirits have always…
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds. Albert Einstein
Success consists of going…
Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. Winston Churchill
Pain makes you stronger…
Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. A broken heart makes you wiser and