You know why I feel older?…
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically
I never worry about diets…
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you
Due to the current work load…
NOTICE Due to the current work load the light at the end of the tunnel
In French, you don’t say…
In French, you don’t say ‘I miss you’. You say ‘tu me manques’ which means
Health is the greatest gift…
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. Buddha
Life is a moderately good…
Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. Truman Capote
Everyone comes with a baggage…
Everyone comes with a baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
We’ve put more effort into…
We’ve put more effort into helping folks reach old age than into helping them enjoy