The secret to staying young…
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I don’t do alcohol anymore…
Share this: I don’t do alcohol anymore – I get the same effect just standing
I’ve had so much plastic surgery…
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Do not regret growing older…
Share this: Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. Unknown
I can’t wear yellow anymore…
Share this: I can’t wear yellow anymore. It’s too matchy-matchy with my catheter. Joan Rivers
An archaeologist is the best husband…
Share this: An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she