Friends are like underpants…
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I’m happy on your birthday…
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If people are talking about…
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I am not a vegetarian because…
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Time is a great teacher…
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Some people are like clouds…
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Ok, so you’re 10 years old…
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If someone calls you ‘ugly’…
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