God made every person different…
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I have the simplest tastes…
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The only way to keep your health…
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I don’t mind making jokes…
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Fashion is a form of ugliness…
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The human race has one…
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Life doesn’t imitate…
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Be careful about reading…
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Common sense is like deodorant…
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I never worry about diets…
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