You know why I feel older?…
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically
Category: Old Age / Death
The secret to staying young…
The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your
I don’t do alcohol anymore…
I don’t do alcohol anymore – I get the same effect just standing up fast.
I’ve had so much plastic surgery…
I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to
I can’t wear yellow anymore…
I can’t wear yellow anymore. It’s too matchy-matchy with my catheter. Joan Rivers