The secret to staying young…
Share this: The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie
Share this: The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie
Share this: I don’t do alcohol anymore – I get the same effect just standing
Share this: I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my
Share this: Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many. Unknown
Share this: I can’t wear yellow anymore. It’s too matchy-matchy with my catheter. Joan Rivers
Share this: Time may be a great healer, but it’s a lousy beautician. Unknown Share