Friends are like underpants…
Friends are like underpants… some crawl up your ass, and some actually do cover your
Anyone who doesn’t take truth…
Anyone who doesn’t take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones
Work like you don’t need…
Work like you don’t need the money, love like you’ve never been hurt and dance
Since a politician never believes…
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken
Fashion is a form of ugliness…
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every
Sometimes, our light goes out…
Sometimes, our light goes out but it blown again into instant flame by an encounter
Truth would quickly cease…
Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to
When it is obvious that the goals…
When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don’t adjust the goals, adjust
You know why I feel older?…
You know why I feel older? I went to buy sexy underwear and they automatically
As in the case of wines…
As in the case of wines that improve with age, the oldest friendships ought to