I told you I’ll be ready in…
I told you I’ll be ready in FIVE minutes. Stop calling me every half hour!
Don’t look forward to the day…
Don’t look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you’ll know
I don’t do alcohol anymore…
I don’t do alcohol anymore – I get the same effect just standing up fast.
The ultimate measure of a man is…
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort
Sometimes I think I’m too picky…
Sometimes I think I’m too picky. Then I watch my dog look for a place
Children in a family are like flowers…
Children in a family are like flowers in a bouquet: there’s always one determined to
