You spend the first 2 years…
You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk.
I’m happy on your birthday…
I’m happy on your birthday because you’re one year closer to being dead.
My favorite things in life…
My favorite things in life don’t cost any money. It’s really clear that the most
To learn who rules over you…
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to
Never explain yourself…
Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it. Belgicia
Where the spirit does not…
Where the spirit does not work with the hand, there is no art. Leonardo da
Death is not the greatest loss…
Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside
I don’t do alcohol anymore…
I don’t do alcohol anymore – I get the same effect just standing up fast.