The only time my wife and I had…
The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm, was when the judge
The problem is that obesity…
The problem is that obesity runs in our family. No, the problem is that no
Home is where you are…
Home is where you are loved the most and act the worst. Marjorie Pay Hinckley
Who is wise? He that learns…
Who is wise? He that learns from everyone. Who is powerful? He that governs his
When it is a question of money…
When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. Voltaire
Life is too short to be serious…
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh
Have someone in your life…
Have someone in your life that makes you smile, even when they are not around.