I have an everyday religion…
I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else
Things are never quite as…
Things are never quite as scary when you have a best friend. Bill Watterson
TV and the Internet are good…
TV and the Internet are good, because they keep stupid people from spending too much
I can’t wear yellow anymore…
I can’t wear yellow anymore. It’s too matchy-matchy with my catheter. Joan Rivers
I’ve had so much plastic surgery…
I’ve had so much plastic surgery, when I die they will donate my body to
