Being a great father is like shaving…
Being a great father is like shaving. No matter how good you shaved today, you
As for his secret to staying married…
As for his secret to staying married: “My wife tells me that if I ever
Parents aren’t the people…
Parents aren’t the people you come from. They’re the people you want to be, when
Common sense is like deodorant…
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.
There are two kinds of secrets…
There are two kinds of secrets. Those we keep from others… and those we hide
Music is everybody’s possession…
Music is everybody’s possession. It’s only publishers who think that people own it. John Lennon
Friends are like underpants…
Friends are like underpants… some crawl up your ass, and some actually do cover your