One machine can do the work…
One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the
Mother used to say that…
Mother used to say that however miserable one is, there’s always something to be thankful
If your kids are giving you a headache…
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle,
There is no pleasure worth…
There is no pleasure worth forgoing just for an extra three years in the geriatric
Thinking of you keeps me…
Thinking of you keeps me awake. Dreaming of you keeps me asleep. Being with you
The human race has one…
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. Mark Twain
