Politicians say they’re…
Politicians say they’re beefing up our economy. Most don’t know beef from pork. Harold Lowman
If your kids are giving you a headache…
If your kids are giving you a headache, follow the directions on the aspirin bottle,
Religions die when they…
Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead
There was no ‘before’…
There was no ‘before’ the beginning of our universe, because once upon a time there
I no longer have the energy…
I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendship, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. Unknown
The only time my wife and I had…
The only time my wife and I had a simultaneous orgasm, was when the judge
Divorce is a declaration of…
Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers. Gerald F. Lieberman